Another Year Older, Still Scared To Answer The Door Birthday Card

The perfect birthday card for the fully grown adult who still hides behind the sofa when a stranger knocks. Yes, it’s their house. No, they won’t be answering.

Product details:
- Thick 350 gsm paperboard
- Blank inside 
- Complimentary envelope included
- Made to order

Choose your size:
- Small · 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) · 11 g
- Medium · 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) · 17 g
- Large (A5) · 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm) · 24 g

We make each card by hand once you order, so please allow around 4–8 days for it to arrive at your UK address.